{"id":137,"date":"2006-04-12T14:59:39","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T19:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/12\/dos-donts\/"},"modified":"2009-09-12T11:23:35","modified_gmt":"2009-09-12T16:23:35","slug":"dos-donts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/12\/dos-donts\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious &#8220;dos and don&#8217;ts of photography&#8221; list"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n<b>Don&#8217;t: Cyanotypes and Cross-processing<\/b> Both of these are Alternative Processes, which is a required course in most college photo programs. It&#8217;s like forcing a painting class to forage for their pigments amid nuts and flowers. &#8220;Alternative&#8221; means experimenting with the flexibility of the print-film process or something. Cyanotypes are all blue and splotchy. Cross-processing is where the colors are supersaturated, like that movie 21 Grams. Like using filters in Photoshop, it always looks bad.<\/p>\n<p><b>Don&#8217;ts<\/b>: Cell-phone Cameras, Cindy Sherman, Closeups, Crooked framing, saying &#8220;Cheese&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Dos<\/b>: Color, Cinematographers, Collages, Cartes de visite (small portraits, about the size of a business card, popular during the 1860s)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If the author is serious, [s]he is a complete wanker, but ironic or not, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/issues\/v11n7\/htdocs\/dos_donts_photography.php\">whole list<\/a> is funny as hell. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/issues\/v11n7\/htdocs\/dos_donts_photography.php\">Read it<\/a> at Viceland.com. ([S]\/He is also wrong. Cross processing can yield muted pastel or black and white as well as saturated palettes, and cyanotypes are usually blue but can be toned to a variety of non-blue colors and are only splotchy if you make them that way.)<\/p>\n<p>My dos and don&#8217;ts are: <b>do<\/b> shoot however you want to and  <b>don&#8217;t<\/b> let anybody tell you different.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t: Cyanotypes and Cross-processing Both of these are Alternative Processes, which is a required course in most college photo programs. It&#8217;s like forcing a painting class to forage for their pigments amid nuts and flowers. &#8220;Alternative&#8221; means experimenting with the flexibility of the print-film process or something. Cyanotypes are all blue and splotchy. Cross-processing is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[1945],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-op-ed","tag-rules-of-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":931,"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/photondetector.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The constant WPCACHEHOME must be set in the file wp-config.php and point at the WP Super Cache plugin directory. -->