Concept T-Shirts’ Art Bollocks Generator spews wonderfully incoherent art bullshit. For instance:
An exploration to morph a counter-intuitive post-modernism whilst not releasing calculations seen only as sound granules of the vortex.
You get a new one every time you reload the page. "Use your art bollocks to amaze people with the complex thoughts embodied in your art…" Endless fun!
See also: Joel Swanson‘s Art Crit Bingo