Art bollocks generator

Concept T-Shirts’ Art Bollocks Generator spews wonderfully incoherent art bullshit. For instance:

An exploration to morph a counter-intuitive post-modernism whilst not releasing calculations seen only as sound granules of the vortex.

You get a new one every time you reload the page. "Use your art bollocks to amaze people with the complex thoughts embodied in your art…" Endless fun!

Via this very interesting but completely unrelated post on Auspicious Dragon that I encourage you to read anyway.

See also: Joel Swanson‘s Art Crit Bingo